The First & The Last

by Bald And Pissed



The idea behind Bald And Pissed (B.A.P.) was inspired by Craig and Ryan's terrible looking bald heads.

As they were complaining about the new look they had the thought of "wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote songs about being bald and how it is the biggest mistake they have ever made"

That idea snowballed very quickly with the help of Craig's brother Stephen they wrote a bunch of songs from this point of view.

The other side to this concept was "let's form this band and have it only last until our hair grows back in" (so about 4 months) in the meantime while the band is playing shows tell everyone the "gag" behind the band and make every show huge, legendary and well documented. So when the band is long gone people would look back at the photos and videos and see merchandise for this band and say "man, I wish I could've been a part of that" and the whole thing will end up being bigger, better, cooler and more amazing than it actually is.
What actually happened was, the band formed and wrote finished an albums worth of material but then after about 8 practices Stephen and Craig decided to abandon the project and so the band disbanded.

Ryan and Craig's hair grew out and the band will most likely never see the light of day.


released July 4, 2011

All songs recorded at little jew studios. Tracks 01-09 were from the last practice the band had. Tracks 10-14 (bonus tracks) were recorded at the very first band practice.


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Hi My Name Is Ryan is the solo project for AZ based artist / entertainer Ryan Avery. Many of the other albums found on this page are of his side projects which vary in sound, production and genre.

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